Mme DeBoujerie

Mysterious headmistress and benefactor on Mme DeBoujerie's Predaratory [sic] School for Precocious Teens. She's definitely part frog, but who knows what else. She always has a bird in her headdress. His name is PNG. He makes direct eye contact and never blinks. She likes lemon tarts. She's an Capricorn. The scroll in her left hand is a list of receipts she carries with her to prepare for tax season. She keeps all her write offs handy, just in case. Financially conservative queen.

She carries two birbs with her at all times. PNG has taken up permanent residence on her head. Sunshine, who resides in her right hand, is paying back a loan and counts the days until she can feel the wind on her face once more.

Many years ago, PNG sacrificed her legs to a Beholder demi-god in exchange for the ability to see multiple people at once. If anyone addresses Mme DeBoujerie, or if she addresses anyone, he will make direct eye contact with each person simultaneously even if they are a disparate crowd.

But the only one who ever really caught his eye was Sunshine, the glowing yellow canary who has taken up residence in Mme DeBoujerie's right hand. He's tried to approach Sunshine many times, but it incredibly off putting with his intense eye contact and refusal to blink.